what the actual fuck!
(Source: imapervert, via dudeitsuno)
why is it always so hard.
happiest i have ever been :)
holy crap… dont think i can deal with this much longer.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
| Oh, guess what time of the month it is! | Body: |
| Please, god, no-- | Me: |
| ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0 | Ovaries: |
| I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius | Brain: |
| Please, guys, calm down-- | Me: |
| TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. | Face: |
| And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn | Brain: |
| Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO | Torso: |
| STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! | Me: |
| lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon! | Stomach: |
| I hate you all | Me: |
| I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. | Brain: |
| Lol, i'm not done yet. | Face: |
| what did i ever do to deserve this? | Uterus: |
| you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight. | Brain: |
| You mother fuckers. | Uterus: |
| CONTRACT! | Torso: |
| I quit being female, I am now a llama. | Me: |
| Me gusta. | Brain: |
